today a first grader walked up to me, set a piece of paper down on the table in front of me, and said “homework time! it’s your homework.” and i said “alright, what do i have to do for homework?” and he said “hmmm… draw the best dinosaur you can do.” and so now i have that on my plate for the evening
Wishing the spouses teamed up in S2 like the spouses did in S1. Rebecca and Marco would’ve talked some sense into Cassandra I swear.
Cassandra: On the bright side, through all this I found an amazing partner!
Marco: Cassandra, that man literally showed up at my house uninvited and slit a man’s throat.
Rebecca: Also I’m 90% sure he’s conspiring with the Mayor
Marco: There’s still a blood stain. In my foyer. My son held him in his arms as he died.
















